When This Guy Jacks Off in the Shower, He Leaves A Dent

We have two working (and very scientific) theories about the cumshot in this video. 1. Either this guy has been edging himself for, like, 6 weeks or 2.He's obviously some sort of superhero.

Sorry we can't offer you folks something a little more conclusive, but all of our fancy video analysis machines (you know, the kind you use to zoom in on shit crime dramas) have been dedicated to piecing together televised celebrity crotch shots. Still, we've been doing 800 kegels a day for 7 years now and we've never seen results like these. Logic therefore dictates that Xtube user Matt-86's orgasm is the product of some sort of physical enhancement or an epic case of blue balls. Ah, the power of reason!

Seriously, though, dude could shoot a lamp off a table with that thing. Skip to the 4-minute mark to see what we're talking about. Or you could not do that and enjoy the entire video. That machine-gun orgasm is just one entry on a long list of things this guy has got going for him.

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