On Why We Never Should Have Left Paris

We probably should've gotten over our europhilia when we realized that we had forgotten all of our college French, but we can't help it! European men still make our hearts melt.

Take Xtube user sayrus86, for example. Sure, he's got a nice body and his face doesn't make us want to dive into a closet and kill ourselves, so he's at least hot enough that we don't mind watching him jack off. but factor in the goatee, the way he nonchalantly lights his cigarette, and his decidedly smoldering European expression. He's so fucking sophisticated! We can see our beautiful future with him now. A small cottage in Tuscany, little adopted Fleshbot babies running around speaking half Italian, half popular English porn clichés. We always new we were destined to get the hell out of this country.

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