Diesel Washington Will Fuck You Seven Ways To Tuesday

It's not enough for Diesel Washington to stick his massive dick in you, he has to do it creatively. Well, now he's schooling you on his best moves so you can try them at home.

Here are three of Diesel's classic moves: the bully, the motorcycle, and the cannonball. They're pretty easy to do if you have the upper body strength and enormous penis of a former contract porn star. If not, we're sure they'll still work, you're just not going to look as good trying them out. And if you don't have a camera crew filming it, then there's no need to worry, you can just have some inventive fun. Thanks, Diesel.