Change You Can Believe In

Alright, enough about healthcare reform. This video has us thinking that congress should take a break and have some fun putting a sexy new spin on an even older institution.

Here's our idea: let's make home burglary… legal! Anybody can slap on a mask, break into a house and take some shit. Why not? The only caveat: every burglar has to spend about 20 minutes sucking the owner's dick (or eating her out, as the case may be). That seems pretty fair, right? Anyway, these two are having so much fun with it, it's definitely worth a test run. And we don't think that's too much to ask for.

I do him again