Why Is Gavin Tate Fucking A Deep Fried Turkey?

Seriously, isn't that what this looks like. Those of you who have seen deep fried turkey will know that it's gold brown, shiny, crackly, and totally delicious. Just like Randy Blue star Gavid Tate. But, just what is that thing?!

It's a giant paper maché penis, of course? Why does he have it? Who knows. We'll have to ask the nice people at Freshmen magazine quarterly. Anyway, that monstrosity is scaring us. The worst part about it is the scraggly pipe cleaner pubes. Someone needs to give that a wax. We can't believe anyone thought this was a good idea, espeically when Tate has such a lovely, non-fried-turkey-looking penis of his own to show off. We really like looking at that!

· Gavin Tate for Freshmen (belowthebelt.unzipped.net)