The Choice Was Between Doing It Here and Doing It on Trey Anastasio’s Face, So…

The success of the portable toilet rests on this fact: when you gotta go, you gotta go. Of course, drinking too much caffeine isn't the only urge that'll send you running to the porta-potties.

We can only imagine the sexy outdoor circumstances under which Xtube user lon_robbie found himself with the need to crank one out immediately, but it's a good thing he was able to find a nice private spot to take care of it. Don't get us wrong, we're all about public se acts. But if he'd been forced to make this jerk-off clip while standing in the middle of a Phish concert or something similar, we're thinking it'd probably be a lot less hot and a lot more awkward…or violent. Violently-awkward?

Wanking in portaloo, cum on leg