Auspicious Beginnings

All right, folks, this is it. The first nine seconds of this video may very well be all the pornography you'll ever need to see.

Something about the way Xtube user Polysemous starts off this video has made us fall hopelessly in love with him. Maybe it's the mysteriousness signaled by that very first image of him standing with his back to the camera. Maybe it's the dramatic flare evident in the way he spins around and tosses that towel aside. Either way, those first moments constitute the best mix of sexy and adooooorable we've ever encountered. He's tall and lanky and has the look of a much-bullied background character in the Harry Potter series, but he's also got a big dick. Perfect.

Towels and Tiles