Jesus, Mary, and Joseph—Minus the Mary

September 24, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Actually both Jesus and Joseph Smith are Maries in this video that has the son of God having sex with the Mormon prophet. Are we going to hell for watching this?

Those jokers over at Male Spectrum Pass have created a video for their His First Gay Sex website that features two twinks dressed as the religious icons having sex. There is liberal use of moaning "Oh, God." Thankfully, there is some irony. The company says that this is in protest to the Mormon's getting all up in gay marriage's grill, and, while we waved some posters in front of a Mormon temple last November, we enjoyed this bit a whole lot more.

The strangest thing about it is that they went to Britain to film the video, as to not rile all the fundies in this country, so when you hear Jesus and Smith speak they have English accents. We weren't expecting that! The only other let down is that Smith isn't wearing the the Mormon magic underwear. Really, if you're in for a penny, you might as well be in for a pound! But seriously this is little more than just a silly excuse to get some attention for the site, and to draw the hatred of every Mormon everywhere in the world, and maybe (fingers crossed!) to get on Bill O'Reilly. We'll be watching Fox News for it's debut.