If We Looked This Good In Our Underwear, We’d Never Wear Anything Else

We're thinking it's time that somebody finally explained to us why we can't just wake up one day and have a body this unbelievably gorgeous and perfect.

Honestly, we go jogging as much as twice a week and we've only been eating carbs on odd calendar days, so why can't we look like Xtube hotty theboy_777>? One of the thing we like best about amateur porn is that we get to watch average joes get naked and wank off for us, but if this guy is average then we're way under the curve.

my second video jerking off