Ben Cohen Is One Seriously Sexy Motherfucker

With the annual Dieux Du Stade blitz, we're a little sick of hot rugby players, but there is always room in our heart for the original butch sportying daddy Ben Cohen. All we can say is, "Woof!"

We've been on the Cohen bandwagon for years and this former English rugby star is a bit of a gay icon across the pond, where all the British boys lust after him and he lets them. Now, he's on the cover of Attitude magazine, which is like Out for the Queen's queens. He only strips down to his underwear, but that is plenty for us, especially considering his gorgeous, hairy muscles.

Of course, he does the obligatory talk about how much he loves all his gay fans and hanging out with gay people, and we think that's really fucking cool. He also says that a professional baller should come out, and get filthy rich for being the first one to do it and make it easier for everyone else. Damn, Ben Cohen. Stop fighting for our rights and being so damn sexy all at once. One thing at a time!

· Attitude Magazine (attitude.co.uk)