Warning: This Man Is Too Naked to Be Around School Children

At least that's what an all-boys grammar school in Britain says, when they suspended him after finding out that he did some naked photos for EnglishLads.com. Why didn't we ever have a gym teacher this sexy!

Anyway, poor "Mike" has been suspended from the Harvey Grammar school, where he taught Physical Education, when links to the pictures were circulated all over the school. As our friends from Unzipped pointed out, why were school kids looking at porn in the first place? He claims that he did "nothing pornographic" in the for the site, even though there is a video of him jerking off and showing off his hairy hole for the camera. That sure sounds like some "tasteful" nudes to us! The site has since taken the offending shoot down, but you can still see evidence of it here.

The school has only suspended Mike pending an investigation, but considering they once fired a teacher for posing topless for a news article about "How Normal Are Your Breasts?" we figure he's pretty much schooled. Poor, Mike. If he wants to hop across the pond, we've got a job for him teaching us a few things! We won't be able to get him a job at Subway though. They frown upon things like this too. Damn, where you can you work these days after doing some porn?

·Teacher Suspended after Pupils Find Naked Pictures of Him on Gay Porn Website (dailymail.co.uk)