Incredible Tumescence

Big dicks ain't all that. A big dick isn't a substitute for good sex, nor is it required for good sex. Also, we see big dicks, like, every day. That being said: damn. Big dick.

We're reminded of that scene from 10 Things I Hate About You when Julia Stiles (pretty and blonde as always, playing a smart-ass high school outcast) briefly tosses around synonyms for the word "engorged" with her guidance counselor. Swollen? Turgid? Juicy? We can't quite find the right word to describe this particular cock, either, but suddenly there are other things we'd rather be doing with our mouths.

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