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Alpha Males Want to Mount Your Wall and Fuck It to Death

PORNSTARS

Deciding which calendar you're going to put on your wall this year is almost as difficult a decision as assigning the hot models to a specific month. We decided to try our hand at the fun.

So, based solely on their physical attributes, we decided to assign each of these nice gentlemen (including our fav Ross Hurston) to a month. Here's what we came up with. It's probably different from where they actually appear in the Alpha Male calendar, but ours is more fun.

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August, because he is vaguely slanted, like the late summer sun.
July, for the savage tan and great tanlines.
October, for the dead sticks in the background.
February, because we want Ross Hurston to be our Valentine.
March, the first month you will see boys in Mesh shirts walking down Christopher Street.
May, because National Piercing Day is May 16!
The cover.


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