Call us unadventurous. Call us lazy. But even though slathering a mix of chocolate and peanut butter all over yourself looks like a lot of fun, it sure seems like a ridiculous amount of work.
Honestly, we're not the judging sort here at Fleshbot. In our book, a good jerk-off clip is a good jerk-off clip. However, when watching this clip, there were more than a few persistent questions that kept in popping up in our heads, preventing us from unadulterated erotic enjoyment.
For example, how does one go about preparing such a large batch of chocolate and peanut butter? Doesn't the act of rubbing all of that stuff into your skin actually require a lot of physical effort? Doesn't the stickiness of the peanut butter impede the masturbation process? And man, don't even get us started on clean-up. This guy sure seems to know what he's doing, but damn, this whole thing seems like one big logistical nightmare.