A Real Dick-Sucking Machine

Just about anyone with a penis has wondered how it'd feel to stick that penis in a vacuum cleaner. This guy isn't the first to actually do it, but luckily, he's documented the experiment.

And how do things turn out for voluntary sexual lab rat zob_eater? Well, we're happy to report that you can get yourself off just from sticking your junk up a vacuum cleaner attachment. We have to say, we were actually sort of shocked. We thought that this guy would at least have to finish himself off a bit towards the end, but it seems like the vacuum did most of the work. This definitely has us considering adding a new sex toy to our repertoire. What's the best thing about this one? The clean-up's a breeze!

Sucked by vacuum cleaner