If You Live in a Porn Stable, You Need the Raging Stallion Calendar on the Wall

October 6, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

God, no one around here can do their jobs! We're the only ones who can assign porn models the right months in their calendars. This week, we're totally reorganizing the Raging Stallion calendar based on our arbitrary assessment. Hello 2010!

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Damien Crosse needs to be April, for Easter.
Manuel DeBoxer needs to be December for Boxing Day.
Steve Cruz needs to be April, the same as Penelope Cruz' birthday!
Dirk Jager needs to be October to commemorate the month Chuck Yaeger broke the sound barrier.
Luke Haas needs to be February because that was the month that "Witness" came out.
The cover.