“My Favorite Cock Pics” Is Like a Delightful Box of Chocolates

October 6, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

You never know what you're gonna get, but you're always going to love it. We've tumbled for this Tumblr account, because every day it's stuffed to the gills with hot cock. Just the way we like it!

The proprietor of this photo stream must be cruising the naked internet far and wide everyday, because he comes up with some of the juiciest photos that we've never seen. Some are obviously from porn shoots new and old, but many of the photos are on the arty side or from a perspecitve that's a little more interesting than the porn studios would dare include in their promotional materials.

But it doesn't matter where they came from, because they all contain your favorite thing: dick. Sometimes it's in another guy's mouth or ass, but it's always there, and it's glorious. We don't know how this man has the patience to hunt for hours on end for wonderful images for all of us to enjoy, but we know that there is a special place in heaven reserved just for him.