How Come We Only See Fat Ugly People in Times Square

Don't go stalking us or anything, but we live near Times Square and we have to walk through it to get to work everyday. How did we miss the one day when it was full of hot naked guys?

Usually the only thing that we see between our apartment and the subway are fat ladies from Iowa waiting for discount tickets to a Broadway show. Leave it to Undergear, every gay boy's first beat off catalog, to fill it up with studs in their skivvies. This is part of their new Where Do You Wear Yours campaign that shows models walking around in public in briefs. We're not complaining at all. We do feel a little bad for those boys though. It's getting a little nippy here in New York, and we don't want any of them to suffer shrinkage now, do we?