Damn, Good Sales Pitch

We get it. Amateur porn stars have bills to pay. But if anybody wants to make money off of Xtube, we suggest they follow this guy's example. We want, like, eight of whatever he's selling.

The first 45-seconds of this clip is just playboi105 chatting about how this is his last Xtube video (the most obviously fake retirement since that one Jay-Z album). Normally we'd just skip through this part, but his rambling sales pitch is actually very funny and charming: which is hot. Really hot. And it only serves to make the next five minutes of him jacking his cock in a million different positions all the more satisfying.

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