Sports Illustrated has its swimsuit issue and now ESPN Magazine counters with its Body Issue full of pictures of naked people. This is pure genius because it has the one thing SI was always lacking: hot guys!
For us looking at a sports magazine is kind of like watching German porn. We have no clue what is going on, but we really like what we see. Check out these hockey players. All we see is flesh, abs, locker room, jocks, and three guys we want to fuck.
Now, some of you might actually know who these guys are and if they are any good. But really, that's pretty irrelevant. Come on: they're in the "Body Issue" not the "MVP Awesomest Players of All Time" issue. If you head on over to QueerClick, they present most of the thing just the way we like it: lots of pictures and no words. And they got rid of all of those pesky lady athletes. Thanks guys!
· The Body Issue (Espn.com)