We Liked It Because the Jarics Put a Ring on It

We thought by now we would definitely be sick of the Jarics, Falcon's exclusive porn company that only diddles each other. Then we finally saw them do something new in "Dripping Wet 2": fuck with wedding rings on.

Now we're a little late to this movie, but we decided to take it for a spin the other night. Just when Aden was sucking of Jordan (or maybe it was the other way around because we still can't tell them apart) we noticed they were both wearing rings. On their left hands! They're married!

We probably have seen this before, but it finally struck us that this is the best thing we can do for gay civil rights and for gay people in general. If you can be a porn star (usually thought of as messy) and stay happily married, then all gays should be able to tie the knot. And, if there is a couple that is fun enough to stay monogamous but still do porn together, there is hope for all of us who may want a realtionship but don't want to be stuck getting fat and going to HRC dinners for the rest of our days. So we blew a big fat load for you, Jarics, and it was filled with hope.

·Buy "Dripping Wet 2" (falconstudios.com)