Further Proof Gay Men and Teenage Girls Are Exactly the Same

October 21, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

We have no idea how this happened, but these retro, '80s-inspired images are not from some hot gay magazine, but for a calendar for the Nickelodeon show iCarly. What are little girls gonna do with all this beef?

Being that we are not actually 13 year old girls, we have never watched an episode of iCarly, but so far we like what we see. This is their European Fun Guy calendar that some dorky/cute character named Spencer shot. Again, we don't know why, but we are not questioning this thing, we are just going with it and appreciating hot naked guys where ever the appear.

But this makes us a little sad, because if we were 11, we totally would be into this iCarly thing, if only to visit a website that is supposedly kid friendly, but to totally jerk off to their weird beefcake calendar. Instead, we only had "Kids Incorporated" and "Small Wonder," and now we have a thing for the singers from Glee and crazy sex robots, so go figure.