Xtuber Phiari Would Like to Remind You That His Dick is Huge

Is it a cocky move to preface your jerk-off clip by comparing your thick dick to a soda can? Sure. It's a good thing, then, that we've never had a problem with a little cockiness (or a big cock!).

In the same way that all the hottest male actors often turn out to be disappointingly short in person, you never know what you're really seeing when you watch a video of a naked dude with a big fat dick. What may look like a thick nine-incher on screen may turn out to be nothing more than the effect of a low-angled camera trained on a dude with tiny, tiny hands. Not so, with this hung Xtuber. When you jerk off to this guy you know exactly what you're getting. And what you're getting is an energy drink shoved up your ass. Mmm…

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