Not Even Screeching Women Can Ruin Shirtless Mario Lopez

Shirtless Mario Lopez dripping wet is about the greatest thing in the whole wide world. Even all the women losing their minds when he got topless on "Ellen" aren't enough to kill our wood.

The video is below. Ellen gets Mario to get all half naked for charity and step into her celebrity dunk tank. This is the greatest invention known to man. But why do you want to climb in there with your pants on, Mario? Wouldn't you be more comfortable in a nice Speedo or something? Well, as long as we get to see those abs, we're happy. And since he's been back on "Nip/Tuck" we've had a chance to see more of those too.

And yes, the Ellen clip is cute, and his abs are fantastic, but nothing will ever compare to the classic clip of his ass in the shower on "Nip/Tuck." Ah, thanks for the memories.