The Stars Align

October 23, 2009
CALAMITOUS

So the bottom in this video has a bunch of tacky stars tattooed onto his left arm, and that is pretty much the only bad thing about this clip. Everything else? Perfect.

What can we say? Every once in a while an Xtube video comes along that's so perfect in its utter simplicity that you can't really complain much about it, and any praise would just feel obvious. We'd like to think that we've gotten pretty proficient when it comes to critiquing videos of people fucking each other, but these two gorgeous hunks leave us absolutely speechless.

fuck me