OK, Guys, There Are Some Things You Shouldn’t Shove Up Your Ass

Just because you have an open hole in your butt doesn't mean that you can go shoving just any ol' thing up there. What shouldn't go in the back door? Well, here's a handy list!

We got the idea from our friend Dustin here, who has a new video up on GeminiMen where he lays in a sling and gets all sorts of things in his butt. It starts off ok with fingers, dildos, and buttplugs, but then it takes a turn for the worse when he lets the king of beers get a little too personal with his sphincter. That's right he puts a beer bottle in his ass.

Ok, this is just a no-no. First of all, what if it breaks? It may seem unlikely, but it is a possibility, and one that will not be easy to explain at the emergency room. Also, it has no handle if you put it in neck first, so you could conceivably swallow the whole thing up there and get it stuck. Another not fun emergency to explain. So, yes, no beer bottles in the bum. Here are some other things to avoid.

Fruit: Don't go to the kitchen when looking for a prostate massage. You don't want a piece of something breaking off up there or getting stuck. Bananas are for biting. Not butts.

Sharp Objects: We would think this would go without saying, but since people are putting beer bottles and such up there, so we're going to add this to the list.

Animals: Just remember that Richard Gere story. It's not an urban myth—it's a cautionary tale.