Must Be Nice to Lie in a Pool of Something Other Than Your Own Semen

Oh, the life of a model. Do you think it's hard to stand in water for hours at a time at a Calvin Klein party in Rio. Such a tough life they lead. We find it to be hard indeed!

Our friends over at the Made in Brazil blog brought us back these souvenirs from their first "Oi Fashion Rocks," which is kind of like Fashion Rocks in America, but with more beautiful people, because they are all Brazilians. This tableau was set up at a party for makers of Marky Mark's favorite boxer briefs, and of course the boy making the biggest splash was Hendricky, the bathing beauty who beared all and bored none. How can such a hunk of man have such a silly name like Hendricky. We'd like to rename him "Ours" because that's what we want to make him. If so, guess we're going to have to suffer the life of the beautiful people. Eh, it's worth it.

PS—Only the censored images are on the blog. Where did they put the dirty pictures? Twitter, of course.

·The Best Thing about Fashion Rocks in Rio (madeinbrazil.typepad.com)