This Guy’s Got A Dick Like A Prostate-Seeking Missile

Seriously, does anybody know how to go about registering a penis as a weapon of mass destruction? We've been googling and googling all day long but all we've found are a couple of weirdly offensive Extenze advertisements.

Then again, maybe it's best if we keep the always amazing maxcali's pleasure bomb a secret. Nobody needs another war and, besides, the most dangerous thing we can see in this clip is that eager bottom's explosion of pleasure. Feels better than shrapnel, that's for sure.

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