You Are Under Arrest For Multiple Bad Tattoo Infractions

This is Will, the very sexy fresh meat over at Latino-centric porn portal Bang Bang Boys. Well it looks like Will's tattoos got shot with the ugly gun, because they are just about everything we hate about bad ink.

We're going to excuse him from the dragon that is on his left shoulder. It doesn't look that bad, even though it is big and a bit unwieldy. What we will not let pass is that gigantic tribal-meets-Chinese character thing that is oozing down his midsection. The part that is sliding down his leg looks like some sort of feedback from the original image near his navel, which itself looks like some kind of psycho spider from outer space. And we've studied a bit of Chinese so we can tell you that the two parts of his character are totally out of whack, with the bit at the bottom being much larger and longer than it should be.

And just when we thought we were over that, we noticed the crazy faceless zombie under his right arm. The only way you can see this clearly, is if he put his arm up in the air, and then it's upside down! But what we really hate is how the different tattoos dont' compliment each other to make a whole picture on his body. Their asymmetry is drawing the eye in about seven different directions at once and they are all away from his bulging pecs and delicious, uncut cock. And that is the biggest crime of them all.

· Will @ Bang Bang Boys (bangbangboys.com)