Everybody Can Appreciate A Good Pair of Boobs

November 3, 2009
CALAMITOUS

Hopefully no one will interpret this as representative of some weird set of mommy issues or anything like that, but looking at this clip all we can think about is how much we'd love to suck on this dude's titties.

Seriously, just look at this guy's pecs! They're …gosh…they're so damn juicy. They look like some kind of of exotic melon. We bet if you chewed on his nipples, orange flavored kool-aid would spurt out of the tips. And we could nibble on that stuff for days. Also, the rest of him is pretty hot, too!

wake up!