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Today's masturbation vid comes courtesy of Xtuber Dallasvirgin. We find it hard to believe that this boy has yet to taste the pleasures of the flesh, but we'd be happy to lend him a helping hand (among other things!).

As with anything on Xtube you have to take the claims made in usernames and video descriptions with a grain of salt. In all likelihood this guy is probably about as virginal as we are squeamish, which is to say-not at all. But! If it's true that no one has yet taken a ride on this tight-bodied pleasure train we'd be happy to purchase the first ticket. Toot toot, bitches!

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