When Will Johnny Take In The Heinie?

Jake Cruise made all our rockstar dreams come true putting long-haired rocker Johnny Walsh on Cocksure Men. But just how long before Johnny gets fucked for the first time? We use our patented Bottom Countdown Clock to see.

This is Johnny's first solo scene, but knowing how these things go for the boys who dare to wade into the porn waters of Jake Cruise's internet sea, he'll be doing hardcore scenes in no time. Let's see what evidence we have to judge just when he'll start bottoming.

· Johnny Walsh Solo (cocksuremen.com)

This Dave Grohl look-alike is a drummer in a rock band, and they're always the gayest: +5

A j/o video is one thing, but how will he explain getting fucked on camera to the band's manager: -6

There is no way Jake Cruise will let this thing of beauty go unmolested. It's like buying the Grand Canyon and then not letting anyone take a donkey ride: +20

Shows his ass and no cheek spread: -10

He's already on his back: +5

He's reclining and not putting his legs in the air: -10

Hole touch!: +20

No penetration: -15

He even looks adorable when he's being modest: +2

When have you ever known a modest bottom: -10

Verdict: As much as we'd like it to happen, after doing a toy video, his ass is going to be off limits. But that doesn't mean he's going to be sharing a bottom with Bo Dean sometime in the next six months.