"It's kind of like one of those things I used to put up my ass when I was a little boy, and my mom used to tell me not to." Ah, another perfectly sexy Xtube clip nearly ruined with talking.
Seriously, somebody ought to send out a memo to the Xtube stars out there. The memo would say this: Shut the fuck up! Unless you're moaning or whispering dirty nothings into our ear we don't want to hear it. This guy, who's actually a pretty awesome performer and puts on a really hot show, nearly ruins the whole thing with his creepy opening monologue. We'd tell you to skip past the first two minutes but he's actually too bizarre not to watch.