These Work Out Photos Make Us Want To Get Physical

Leave it to awesome fashion mag VMan to make us feel bad about our bodies and our wardrobe. Their new fitness inspired spread makes us want to go to the gym and shopping at the same time. Also, masturbate.

Noted fashion photographer (as Tyra would call him) Terry Richardson shot this Olivia-Newton-John-had-a-sex-change piece of '80s wonderfulness with a bunch of sweaty male models working out in crazy outfits. Personally we love the fashion, but we would never wear something like this to the gym. In our fantasies we only wear jock straps and tube socks to the gym, which is fitting because the only time we ever go to the gym is in our fantasies as well.

Take a gander and we'll tell you a bit about the exercises.

· Work Out (vman.com)

Cable Curls: To load up those guns.

Shoulder Shrugs: To say "I don't know," but sexy like.

Kettle Bell Squats: To get your package to look just like your workout equipment.

Dumbell Curls: Your future's so bright, you gotta wear shades.

Trap Stretches: To perfect your reach around.

Shoulder Presses: So you look like the Bowflex commercial we used to wank to.

Glute Stretches: For when you're on bottom. Duh!

Pull Ups: Cause you know how to work a work a pole.