Yes, We Would Buy Retarded Gym Shorts From This Boy

That's what wacky jeans line Rufskin was banking on when they hired Sean Grieco as their new model. We think that this kid is just about as close as you'll ever come to being perfect.

Just look at him, the great skin, the perfectly sculpted torso, the masculine but pretty face that says, "I'm vulnerable. I'll let you fuck me, but you have to go slow at first. But once I'm stretched out, if you don't ravage my ass, I'll be upset." Anyway, Rufskin's clothes are a little bit too gay for our tastes, but their ads are always scorching. They're no stranger to using porn models, including D.O. and Leo Giamani as the face of their line of couture gun holsters or some shit. Anyway, we're hoping this means that Greico (no relation to Richard, we hope) is going to be stripping down and getting fucked on camera soon. And if we can't right away, we'll keep buying those ugly shorts until he does it, OK.

· Sean Grieco is the new Rufskin Bombshell (charmants.com)