What’s A Hipster Without The Style?

This sexy jerk-off session comes advertised as a "bathroom hipster jerk," and honestly, we were half expecting this guy to be wearing an American Apparel cock ring and playing the new Animal Collective EP in the background.

Sadly, it turns out this is just another video of a naked, disembodied torso jacking its cock. This is not to say that it's not a very sexy torso and very hot cock that we've got here, but we're not entirely sure how we're supposed to appreciate Xtube user kidrobot22's particular brand of hipster sexiness when he's got none of the accoutrements. With a username like that this guy must have a few vintage accessories or something that he could have tossed on to help complete the fantasy. Oh well, we'll just have to get by (and, you know, "off") with that naked torso of his. We're soooo disappointed.

· Bathroom Hipster Jerk