Having Fucked All The Living, Mason Wyler Turns To Dead Machine, Then Our Minds

Mason Wyler's latest video update is like looking in the mind of a mad man — less John Hamm, more In Cold Blood. After being plowed by one of those scary fuck machines, he proceeds to kill our brains.

Poor sad Mason has been fucked by almost everything. He's been fucked by a raging racist, been fucked over by his ex-boyfriend, been beaten and rape-fucked, and been supposedly fucked by one lucky winner.

With most of gay porn and maybe half of Houston under his belt, Mason tries out the Shockspot Fucking Machine. His verdict?

"Interesting." (Series of groans, huffs and puffs.) "The best part about this is...there's kind of a little... punch at the end of it. On the pull out it's not very good but ...OOOO... right there!"

He refuses to turn it on full blast. He doesn't trust machines, he says. He's seen sci-fi flicks. He thinks this one will turn all HAL and tear up his asshole. We fear he's dead serious. Honestly, the machine looks cold enough that he's probably right.

After a few awkward moments of fucking as mechanical as most of his other vids, he proceeds to jack off around a house of eggshell blue while while offering up rambling insights veiled as befits a mind dangerously close to breakdown. He gives a rather dull account of his first sexual experience with a Middle Eastern dude, chats about his scintillating toe nails, and has this gem about Anna Nicole Smith:

"She was taken from us too soon. She still had so many years worth of comedy gold left. Everyone loves to watch a train wreck. Look what happened to Britney Spears." (Nervous laugh. Sad sigh.) "Goodness. Or me."

An ominous glimpse of complete self-awareness. Whoever is the nervously laughing cameraman needs to take Mason off the drugs, bring him back to earth, and help him lead a normal, productive life. Our minds are melting!

The vid ends with his thoughts on orgasms: "That build up with such a short payoff is like a ride at Disneyland." Perhaps he's talking about himself as the Mad Hatter in this video, which has no payoff other than sadness. On the bright side, that body is hot as ever.