A-List Hotness Cast In Levi Johnston Porn

Levi Johnston's epic fail in the gay media spotlight is being dramatized in the homo version of a Lifetime movie: porn. The lead has been cast in Getting Levi's Johnson. Now, we've got wind of the delectable supporting actors.

The tragic tale of the Alaskan nobody who rises to become a nobody is brought to us by Jet Set. The Playgirl shots were the worst photo spread since the pics of Abu Graib. However, with character names like Tank and Track and the rugged Alaskan masculinity, this porn won't fail to deliver. The film doesn't come out until early next year. Cast members we've heard about include Mark Dalton, Dallas Reeves, Landon Mycles, Luke Marcum, and favorite Tommy D. Let's thumb through others and ponder roles...

· Diesel Washington is also in Jet Set's Levi Johnston movie!(unzipped.net)
· Jetsetmen.com

Casey as Levi
The role of Levi will be played by Casey. Just "Casey." He's too fierce for a last name.

Diesel Washington as Tank Jones
The always thrilling Diesel plays the puppetmaster managing Levi's career. Will there be a scene involving the casting couch? Word is he'll be fucking Jesse Santana.

Jesse Santana as...Track Palin?
That's what the guys at Unzipped are thinking. We agree. Jesse has the right mix of youthful innocence and rough trade edge that fits well with the Iraq-serving eldest Palin son. Perhaps a flashback of Track in the barracks? Or get Leo Giamani to play an Iraqi who teaches the repug a lesson in invasion.

Brent Corrigan as ... ?
Who should Brent play? Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio—who built up perhaps the lamest dream we've ever had only to burst it like a condom on a stubbly hole? Maybe he'll play Bristol, in some porn spoofy thing where fucking the gal becomes a fantasy scene of fucking a guy. Perhaps Brent plays our very own Brian O'Brien, who ultimately is the one who gets Levi's johnson backstage at the Fleshbot Awards. Whoever it may be, the scene was reportedly shot yesterday.