XTube Stardom Doesn’t Help One Man Get Laid. Yeah, Right!

Now that "amateur" sites like Corbin Fisher and Sean Cody have the same sparkly shiny phoniness as Falcon, we're finding our real boys on Xtube. What inspires the Horndog Next Door to upload a video? Here's one silver daddy's story.

Butt Magazine interviews Xtube mini-star Bonehard Mike - a 41-year-old artist who woke up one day in need of a challenge and decided it was to film himself whacking off. Provincial people might learn a new language or run a marathon, but it takes real guts to film your flawed naked self and proudly post it for the viewing pleasure of everyone from the garbageman to grandma.

A hairy, happy hunk, Bonehard is a natural because he pulls the pud with the adorably mischievous smile of a boy discovering sex for the first time. His porn is for a higher cause:

It's kind of been a personal growth thing for me, dealing with, you know, ‘Can I be this out there? Can I allow myself to be this out there?' Finally this year I decided, you know, this is who I am. I'm forty-one years old. I'm an artist and if I choose to express myself this way, that's my choice.

Art like 60s Swedish stag films are art.

The artiste claims that these videos, which have us grabbing our paintbrush, don't help him find men.

You know, to be honest with you, I don't think it's even helped me get laid, because most of the people who are watch the videos don't live in the city where I am.

Don't weep for his chastity. Bonehard's shoots may not aide and abet, but the stud puppy has no problem hooking up. He totes his sex gear around town in a High School Musical backpack. We're unsure if that's counterculturally cute, or trying too hard for attention. He says,

This is a funny story. I was going on a date with this guy. I met him at the restaurant and he noticed the bag and right away and he was like ‘What's with the bag?' And I was like ‘Oh you know there's just some things I need to bring with me,' and he was like ‘But why that?' He was fascinated, obsessed with the bag.

C'mon, who isn't going to question why a graying man in his 40s is toting around a bag meant for 8-year-olds? Even though the bag holds a douche ("If you wanna fuck me after this date I want to make sure the passage is clean"), a douche isn't holding the bag. Bonehard is sweet and cuddly and we want to rest on that chest all weekend long. One look at the vids and your bone'll be hard.

· X-Tube Sensation Bonehard Mike Takes a Backpack of Sex Toys Wherever He goes(buttmagazine.com)
· Bonehard Mike(xtube.com)