Finally Some Gratuitous Male Nudity We Can Get Behind

Usually when we get hot shirtless guys on TV, it's cause they're making out with some lady. Yuck. Well, thanks to the "12 Men of Christmas" we get the greatest gift of all beefcake for the sake of beefcake.

The greatest Lifetime movie since "Mother May I Sleep with Danger" aired on Saturday night, and we got tons of shirtless studs without having to see any annoying boy-on-girl kissing or boobs or anything like that. Yay.

Gay icon Kristen Chenoweth plays EJ, a New York city PR gal who is forced to leave the big city and move to Montana to work for the tourist board. To raise money for the local rescue squad, she comes up with the idea of having the helping hunks pose for a naked calendar! Yummy. Of course, along the way, she meets Josh Hopkins, who plays the guy who doesn't like her and tries to stop the calendar, that is until they fall in love.

Ugh, all this plot stuff is boring. We extracted all the good parts for you. Let's have a look.

EJ and her eventual beau already hate each other from an incident in the post office (don't ask), but this is where they officially meet for the first time. Joshypoo is naked in the pool. Yum!

Locker Room scene!! Hurray!! Here is the guys talking about preparation for their big photo shoot.

Here are our favorite bits of the "making a naked calendar" montage. We took out all the parts with with girls and dogs and guys with long hair and other shit that straight ladies love.

Of course, our Joshykins realizes that he is in love with EJ and decides to pose for her calendar to save it. Here is the big reveal.