Deadbeat Summer

What's more distressing about this jerk-off video: Is it that summer's suddenly over and we can't imagine weather warm enough for outdoor masturbation, or that even if we could, we'd never find a guy this hot to join us?

We don't even want to think about this. New York was so warm for so long into the Fall! We were kind of hoping to finally get something constructive out of this whole global warming thing and see the weather hover around a comfortable 60 degrees until, like, February. Oh well, maybe we'll just distract ourselves by wondering if that's the sound of a child's voice we hear in the background of this clip. Talk about distressing.

· strait roomate no2 (xtube.com)