This Guy Is Hiding A Very Painful Secret

December 9, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Utah is not just a haven for the Church of Latter Day Saints. It's also the name of the newest stud on Straight Fraternity. He's hiding a terrible, horrible secret. Wanna know what it is?

It's this tattoo! We were almost ready to let the tribal markings that have infected most of his torso like an inky ivy parasite because he is so boyishly handsome and has such a lovely big dick. But then we peered under his right arm and saw the red "Ouch" tattoo written in a scrawl. Was he given this on the back of a bus while passed out on his way home from Tijuana? And what does it mean? Is it an ouch from the tattoo or is it in preparation for the first time he bottoms on camera. And why doesn't it match any of his other tattoos? If you're going to do something stupid, just coordinate. Yes, we love watching little Utah here spill a great salt lake of cum all over his chest, even if his tattoo is one of the silliest we've seen in awhile.