From Now On, We’re Only Talking About Models Who Show Dick

That's right, we're ignoring all the crap about cocktease Levi Johnston (even if he mentions porn) and instead focusing on the hard-working folks behind Jet Set's upcoming "Getting Levi's Johnson." And Fleshbot's not-so-exclusive reporter Diesel Washington is on the scene.

Diesel did such a good job for us tracking Levi at the Fleshbot Awards that we assigned our newest roving reporter to give us some dispatches from behind the scenes of the movie, which he's costarring in. OK, we didn't assign him at all, he's just doing it, and we're totally stealing his interviews, which are below. In them you'll find out that Mark Dalton hates the term "gay for pay," that Brent Corrigan hates gymnastics, and Casey makes one killer Levi.

Aside from the rest of the cast, Chris Steele confirmed that Lisa Ann, who played Serra Paylin in the infamous movie "Who's Nailin' Paylin?", costars in the flick. Does she have a sexual role? Oh, we will just die if Steele puts pussy in a gay movie, and in a good way. Wait, Mark Dalton is in this movie. We know he doesn't like to touch dick, and he hates gay for pay. Maybe Mark Dalton is going to be giving it to Lisa Ann?! Oh we would watch that scene over and over, even if there is vagina involved.

While we ponder that, let's take a look at Diesel's reporting skills, shall we?

PS—Brent, we'll still say nice things about you, even if you do like Unzipped better. We don't play favorites.