Fuck “Clash Of The Titans,” Give Us “Tales From The Gods”

Some people are getting all excited about the jaw dropping trailer for the remake of "Clash of the Titans." If we're going to have classical CGI dudes, we want them to get it on, like in "Tales from the Gods."

This is the newest movie from 3-D animated porn experts, Adult Source Media—the ones who branched out to the gay market earlier this year with "Pirate's Booty". It was a big hit, so now they're back with a gladiator-themed triumph. The honchos at ASM tell us the movie's full site will be up any day now. But we just couldn't wait any longer to show you the first photos from the film, so here they are. Enjoy! You know we'll be back with an update about the trailer and such when it's ready. This thing looks so good, it even made us miss Latin class for a hot second.

·Adult Source Media (adultsourcemedia.com)

A face that launched a thousand hard ons.
Holy Moses!
This 21st Centurion is foxy.
Aww, romantic.
Thumbs down, or thumbs up—the ass.
It tastes just like ambrosia.
Now that is being in service to your leader.
We always knew Spartacus knew how to fuck.
They used their swords a lot, back then.