Great Scot, This Football Player Needs to Show Us His Loch Ness Monster

December 18, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

This is Scottish soccer player Stu Martin. He's pretty much the hottest thing to run on the pitch since David Beckham. Also, he seems to be allergic to shirts and loves to flex.

Today Charmants offers up a full gallery of this stud who is just barely on this side of ginger. But really, he's gorgeous. The face is nice and boyish and the body is totally built and lean but without being too big and steroided out (not that there's anything wrong with that per se). We have no idea if he's any good at his sport, but we do know that we love to fucking watch him play.

On his off time, he seems to enjoy taking his shirt off some more and posing with his mates while flexing. The only thing to keep his pictures looking like snapshots from a gay cruise are the presence of soccer balls and the lack of a boat and tribal tattoos. Oh yes, we will be following his career closely, and hoping that Playgirl will come up with enough money to coax him out of his kit. God, we have to move to the U.K.