There Aren’t Enough Dirty Puns for All These Hot Santas

Seriously, we want them to cum down our chimneys, stuff our stockings, and mount us on the roof. There is tons to love about Christmas, but there's nothing like guys taking off everything but as Santa outfit. Ho ho ho!

Guys love sexy St. Nicks so much there is an entire website dedicated to them, called MerryXXXmas. Go check it out. This hot wrestler is from there, but the rest we found ourselves. Enjoy!

Here is Derek DeSilva using the generator that shocks his nuts in TitanMan's "Shock Treatment" to light his Xmas tree. Kinky!

MySpace VideoHere are two porn stars letting their jingle balls play "Jingle Bells." It's boyfriends Roman Heart and Benjamin Bradley. Can you tell which is which?

We wish Santa would bring us a buttplug. Instead Rob Clarke just brought us this drawing of Slick It Up designer Dave Mason. Yummy.

Even the New York Motherfucking Times is getting in on this action.

Steve Cruz got us his dick in a box. How thoughtful! It's what we've always wanted!

Buk Buddies really got into the theme. Here's their man Paul.

And there is Buk Buddies boy Scott. We love tinsel!

OK, this isn't exactly Santas, but it's a room full of hot guys in red underwear having a holiday pillow fight. Close enough!

Colt is always tops (and bottoms) when it comes to holiday cards. Leave it to Kristofer Weston to come up with this bondage pose for Nate Karlton.

Finally, we find up that all those mall Santas running around New York are really hot, hunky gay guys who go home and cruise on DaddyHunt while their boyfriends make them cookies. So that's where they all go at night!