Why Aren’t There Any Ads Like This On TV?

We wouldn't even use the DVR to fast forward through them if there were naked pornstars on the tube shaking their balls and asses and trying to get us to buy things. We guess that's what the internet is for.

Porn's biggest goofball Reese Rideout is back with this silly clip advertising his home website Randy Blue. He sings a silly song, pretends to play the guitar and delivers lyrics so silly that the only thing more absurd is the chorus to J. Lo's new song "Louboutins" (seriously, have you heard that pile of crap?). We love Reese and Randy because they know that sometimes the only thing better than sexy is silly—and both are working to sell us on checking out the site.

Not to be outdone, underwear site International Jock has released a bunch of pictures of their models from 2009. We are supposed to be checking out the drawers, but we can't stop staring at this guy's—well, everything else. He did get us to visit the site, but we made a deposit in our cumrag rather than a puchase from their depot. If you want to beat off to the rest of the jocks check them out here.