Gay Fleshbot’s Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2009

December 31, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Porn would be nothing without the dreamy guys who fuck each other on camera. Here are the ten that really made 2009 worthwhile. Also, the first ever Fleshbot Crush Object Hall of Fame Inductees.

As we've said before, there is not one guy we put on the site that we don't think is hot as shit, but these are the ones who turned us on, made us laugh, and generally turned it out for one reason or another in the past year. Without further ado (and in alphabetical order)

Jonathan Agassi: Michael Lucas really did us a favor by going all the way to Israel for new talent, or else we never would have found the studly and charismatic Agassi. He fucked in the ruins of "Men of Isreal" and the caves of "Inside Isreal," but even if he was just doing it in a bedroom, he is a sight to behold. This is an import worth having.

Marco Blaze: Mr. Blaze made the list last year after only one movie, that's the kind of first impression he made. And since then, as we've gotten to learn more, we like him even more. Even a year into our love affair, that giant uncut cock is still making us drool. And the reader's love him too, picking him as their favorite Crush Object in the first ever Fleshbot Awards. You wouldn't buy him for us for our birthday or Christmas, but we still have all of 2010 to make up for it.

Race Cooper: We can not say enough good things about Race Cooper, who is as fun, exuberant, smart, and cool as he is sexy. He made a big splash on the scene this year in a number of movies, but also with his own site Edger 9, which feature our favorite man getting fucked and fucking in and around cars. There's nothing like it online. Yes, we love Race so much, that he is officially Fleshbot's Boyfriend. And we wouldn't want it any other way.

Bo Dean: Yes, he's gay-for-pay. Yes, he's pocket sized. Yes, he's covered in tats, but no way you slice it, jack Cruise's first exclusive is fucking H-O-T. He talks like a man and fucks like a piston, and we look forward to every time he has a new scene on Cocksure Men or one of Cruise's other websites. We just can't wait for Jake to finally put up enough cash for him to take it for a change.

The Jarics: One of our favorite parts of porn is finding out who our favorite stars will be paired with. When it comes to Aden and Jordan Jaric, we already know, because they only fuck each other. And know what, we don't even care. We always skip right to their scene in any movie they're in, and they always find a way to keep the same old pairing fresh. That and they were the center of their very own mainstream scandal in Boston this year. We may be slutty as shit, but The Jarics are teaching us that monogamy is fucking hot.

Nash Lawler: Little Mr. Lawler (here on the right) took one event—giving up his anal cherry—and made it into a news story for months. First he announced he would do it, then he had to practice, then find the right guy, then make the scene, then put the scene live. There was a lot of hubbub, but he really delivered. Well, Ty Colt delivered in Falcon's "Roughin' It," but this free agent brought the same cocky bravado and lippy attitude that he employs when on top, and showed us that even a bossy bottom is well worth the wait.

Parker London: This is our current obsession. London has only been on the scene and kicking around the Next Door Studio websites for a few months new. While we love his manly good looks and killer tattoos, what we really love about him is how he bottoms from the top. He commands every scene he's in and really takes charge, but when it comes time for the fucking, he's the one giving it up. We hear he's gay-for-pay, but the look on his face when he's taking a cock is one of pure bliss.

Malachi Marx: Long one of the hottest in Randy Blue's stable, Marx went from being a hot guy who would fuck to being a true performer. He was the highlight of every scene he was in, even when teamed with consummate pros like Chris Rockway and Benjamin Bradley. And this was the last time we'd ever get to put him on the list, since he retired in November. We can't wait for the money to be good enough for him to make his return.

Dave Mason: He's not really in porn, and we've never actually seen his cock, but Dave Mason (on the right) really gets our engine roaring. We know him in real life, and he is super cool, really funny, and the biggest gurl you'll ever meet in your life—and we love him even more because that is the biggest compliment you can give him. He writes his blog House of Vader with equal parts sexy and silly and the pictures that he takes and commissions for his fetish gear site Slick It Up are super sexy and off the wall in the best way possible. And as hot as he is, his gear has been everywhere this year, in movies like "The Visitor" and "LA Zombie," and it's really redefining the way gay men think of fetish wear. A visionary who is also gorgeous. God, Dave, we hate you.

Junior Stellano: Our biggest porn revelation of 2009 was the first scene of Raging Stallion's "The Visitor" when we saw Junior Stellano for the first time. He is manlier than the complete works of Tom of Finland, and just as fit, hairy, and hung as all the artist's models. Oh, and he can fuck too. Ever since then, in movies like "The Trap" and "Nailed and Screwed" he's put in great performances whether he's top, bottom, or in between. He is our number one man of the moment, and we can't wait for him to wreck more havok in 2010.

Honorable Mention:
Jeremy Bilding for being Chi Chi LaRue's current muse, an ace Twitterer, and porn's resident pretty boy.

Buddy Davis for not cutting your curly hair and being the best of a hundred good reasons to visit College Dudes 24/7.

Eddie Diaz for bringing sexiness to everything he does.

James Jamesson for being a gorgeous piece of ass and sucking your own dick.

Mitchell Rock (far right) for always having the biggest muscles at the party.

Cayden Ross for making us hope every day is the day you finally fuck on camera for the first time.

Marcus Steele for making Jet Set's "Carjackers" one of the best movies of the year and doing justice to the Steele name.

Cole Streets for taking time to act between the fucking.

And now, for the Fleshbot Crush Object Hall of Fame Inductees. Rather than just being the tops in any given year, these are the five personalities that we couldn't imagine porn without. Year in and year out, they are the best of the bunch, and they're what makes smut fun, interesting and different. Also in alphabetical order:

Steve Cruz: As well as being a great versatile performer, excellent actor, great interviewer, director, and all-around nice guy, Mr. Cruz is fucking hot as hell. We would like to bury our face in that fur for all of eternity. We can't wait to see what Steve is up to next.

Arpad Miklos: The Hungarian hottie has been toiling away in porn for the better part of a decade, and he always gives it his all. This year he caused a load of controversy by being one of the only straight-for-pay performers and defending his move with an anything-goes, sex-positive stance. We love Arpad so much, we'd even lick pussy juice off his dick.

Reese Rideout: There is no one in porn like Reese Rideout, thank God! We don't know if we could take any more shenanigans in the blue movie world than this guy is dishing out. When he isn't fucking for Randy Blue or livening things up with his non sexual roles, like as a silly stoner in "That '70s Porn," Reese is making goofy YouTube videos or wearing insane outfits or some other bullshit. Reese provides us with hours of entertainment, most of which has nothing at all to do with sex.

Francois Sagat: From fashion to art to porn, Sagat is everyone's muse. As great on camera as he is on an arty photoshoot, Sagat combines high culture, low culture, and the avant garde into something completely different and totally his own. Everyone can recognize his skull tattoo, but we still have no fucking clue what most of the videos on his website mean. This year he took the starring role in Bruce La Bruce's "L.A. Zombie," had a small role in "Saw V," and appeared in Italian Vanity Fair. The mainstream will never be ready for Sagat, but that doesn't mean he won't crash the party.

Diesel Washington: We've always been equal parts scared and turned on by this rough-and-tumble giant, and that turns us on even more. Even though he threatened to retire, Diesel isn't going anywhere, and has a keen knack for taking his video camera with him everywhere these days, which has made him into Fleshbot's first Freelance Roving Correspondent. Yes, we love him for his brain, but he once offered to rim us so deep that he'd lick our tonsils from the back side. We're scared what that will feel like, but we're turned on just thinking about it.