Every January 1, we tell ourselves that we're going to go to the gym more often and get all buff like the guys we watch in porn. Every year, we fail. We came up with a new solution for 2010.
Instead of going to the gym four times a week for a week, then three times a week for two weeks, then twice a week for a month, and then once a week until we get sick of it, we're not going back to the gym at all. Why set ourselves up for another year of failure? Instead, we're just going to watch YouTube videos of sexy guys working out and just pretend that's us. The only thing that will be sore after our workout will be our love muscle, but hey, at least we don't feel bad about ourselves.
Our first guy is former "The Real World" hottie Scott Herman, who is quite an accomplished fitness and underwear model as well as a groin shaver. Here he is doing something called the TRX 40/40 challenge. The TRX are those crazy bands he has hanging from the door and he's supposed to do 40 pushups and 40 pullups on them. Just watch him grunt and groan his way through the set. It's enough to make you wish you were lying on the ground beneath him. See, we're sweating already and we haven't even left the couch!
Here's a bonus video of Scott telling us how to make our abs pop for a photo shoot. That's really sweet of you, Scott, but there's no way we're showing our "situation" to anyone.