Self Control is So 2009

Fair warning: If, like us, your New Year's resolutions include reductions in time wasted masturbating or number of cigarettes smoked, this video will make you want to do both. At the same time. While not going to the gym.

We came into the New Year swearing up and down that we'd make all sorts of personal improvements, but it looks like 2010 is going to be another great year for vice. Why go through the pain-staking effort of putting bad habits behind us and starting yet another soon to be defunct exercise regiment when we can just stay inside and jerk-off with this hotty? All we need now are alcohol and carbohydrates and we'll be set for the rest of the winter.

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